Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.

"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."

by smholt May 5, 2010

Gambling Dan

An individual who exudes class, confidence, and an unusual amount of swag. He is often seen in a royal king's suit with a long red cape. Anything he says or does is undoubtedly a postive outcome or situation. He is ultimately the MAN. Many have seen him make a cameo appearance on Law and Order SVU or generally on the campus of the University of Scranton.

"Dude I had sex with the hottest chick last night at 3 am after partying so tough with all my goons at 424"....Gambling Dan.

"Got an A on the test, won 3 consecutive games of Fifa, and just ordered 3 Bacon pizzas from Goodfellas for the entire house"...Gambling Dan.

by Nukky Thompson January 15, 2011

Gamble

Also referred to as a planet due to the similar properties the 2 share; immensely huge mass, gravitational pull, etc.
You'll often find a gamble by simply looking up at the thing that's blocking the sun. Don't get too close or you'll be pulled into it and engulfed whole.

Billo: "Holy crap, that's one huuuge ugly space cow."

Exley: "That's no ugly space cow, it's a planet!"

Wilkins: "Oh don't mind that, it's just a Gamble."

Billo + Exley: "Aah yes, a Gamble... You're so clever Wilkins."

by Simon Bath May 30, 2007

ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice

1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"

by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011

gamillion

A whole lot of something, it can be anything like money, songs in an iPod library, jelly beans in a jar or the number of friends that you have.

There must be a gamillion grains of sand on the beach.

by JADavis May 14, 2006

xenharmonic gamelan

A musical group formed by Clem Fortuna in Detroit, Michigan. The music is an original blend of Indonesian Gamelan and traditional Eastern Indian music. It is also unique in that the music is based on a 41 note microtonal scale.

Xenharmonic Gamelan's first performance was in Hamtramck, Michigan.

by Xenharmonic December 24, 2006

Dice Gamble

Dice Gamble is the 1st Lady of Holy Hip Hop
Aka Ministress Dice Gamble
She is a Licensed Minister of Music with an
Album in stores called
'Crazy Praise'
Dice has world wide distribution by EMI Gospel/Holy Hip Hop
holyhiphip.com for more info or...
dicegamble.com dicegambletv.com, youtube.com, myspace.com/diceg

Dice Gamble is also a Motivational Speaker,a engineer, a writer, a producer, as well as an chef.
Dice Gamble has been touring the country doing music and speaking since 1996.
Dice Gamble heads a bread ministry that is sposored by Publix to feed the needy.
Dice Gamble is the CEO of her Marketing and Management company Dynasty Godidea.
Dice Gamble is a multi-talented artist and business mongul.

by Pink T April 3, 2009