goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

the gatsby

The act of jumping up in the air, grabbing your ankles and proceeding to land on your knee caps

Nick was so pissed he gave himself the gatsby.

by Brandaminator August 21, 2007

goatscrew

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

by Kevern September 24, 2004

goatse

verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.

noun: anything that goatses someone.

origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.

1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.

2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.

by soybomb May 13, 2005

goatsecx

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

Goatsheep

A mix of a goat and a sheep
Sheep wool and goat horns

1. There's a Goatsheep coming
2. Goatsheep rause me
3. Goatsheep no frick baby horse-lamb

by 👀I can see you oh February 13, 2020