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guzzle

To drink or eat something very quickly
They watch, as I guzzle my Dr Pepper and devour an entire pizza.
by diamondman54 December 17, 2016
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eye guzzling

An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016
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cum guzzling penis leech

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019
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Jigsaw guzzle

Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.

Often leads to couch pizza the following day.
Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
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