guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.

(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something

by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.

Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Alright I guess

Basically someone disagrees with you and is like unamused 😒 but they don’t want to make you mad/sad

Jake: Let’s go to the beach
Sara: Alright I guess?
Jake: You don’t wanna go?
Sara: Uhhh, yeah?

by TheLimist August 20, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Guess

Good guess but...

Hym "Good guess but no, idiot. That wasn't me. Why would I be doing the thing you think you saw me doing?"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.

My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.

by Baegon April 21, 2022