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guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.
(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something
by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023
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Guess?

Guess? is a clothing brand where poor bitches think they are rich.
Melissa: Hey look at my new Guess? purse! And look at how many cards i have on my snapchat story because im 'Rich'
Ben: Shut your dumb ass up that stupid fuckin bag is like £90 you broke piece of shit and you have more than one card because the others are inactive and you flex shit brands pussy. Oooo im rich but i go shopping in liverpool to get a £90 purse i could've got online but yanno it's going on my story and to my recents becaus im about that life of spending little cash i have on fucking shit branded bags looooooooooool dumb ass bitch you haven't got an arse or any tits and you put your fucking tattoos on instagram 24/7 and you push your flat arse out SOOOO MUCH oh my god.
by YaDumbBichhhhhhhhh November 10, 2018
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You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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New word i guess

sorry guys i was to lazy to make a new word

new word i guess
wanna learn a new word , nah im to lazy to learn new word i guess
by tdhdrgsrgsergs February 9, 2019
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American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.
My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.
by Baegon April 21, 2022
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Guess

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Guess

GUΞSS ❔ - Confusing Human, whom owns EpicLeGoat. Often awkward, and likely to post awkward stuff.
Guess is posting disturbing shit again.
by GUΞSS ❔ May 27, 2022
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