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guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.
(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something
by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
by Bi poppi January 12, 2023
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Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Alright I guess

Basically someone disagrees with you and is like unamused 😒 but they don’t want to make you mad/sad
Jake: Let’s go to the beach
Sara: Alright I guess?
Jake: You don’t wanna go?
Sara: Uhhh, yeah?
by TheLimist August 20, 2023
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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Guess

Not knowing what is up so you just guess.
eh bro you guess first ah
by Addisonbadbleep November 17, 2020
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Guess who

Don't chase bitches, let the bitches chase you
Everyone loves 'Guess who"
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