guardiolism

A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.

The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!

by Potele May 15, 2022

Guapedro

Guapedro is the feminine version of Quapedro.

(Gwa-ah-ped-ro)

Guapedro means Guapedro

"Guapedro? gua gua"

by asukars April 14, 2023

brush guard

A woman's bush that is so out of control and nappy that it is able to block access to the punani even from a carpet mower.

I would have went down on her, but I couldn't get through that brush guard.

by natedog September 3, 2004

left guard

1. The guard positioned to the left of the center in a offensive football formation. Usually the better guard because most quarterbacks are right handed therefore the better guard is protecting the quarterback's back.

2. A guy's best friend. People started using it in reference to the left guard position in football.

1. You play left guard because you're better than he is.

2. You saved me big time. You're my left guard, man.

by hyracatherium January 28, 2008

Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot

Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard

by Memekid666 May 17, 2017

imperial guard

An army in the tabletop game warhammer 40,000 that specializes in throwing wave after wave of ill equipped men at the enemy, supported (hopefully) by heavy tanks.

Wow those chaos marines sure are scary, lucky we imperial guard have our trusty flashlights...i mean lasguns

by Inquisition November 30, 2006