Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

panther grip

An unusually firm grip on any particular object... usually a penis.

Guy 1: "Hey ben, what happened to your leg?"
Ben: "Susie panther gripped it"

Guy 1: "Hey bro, how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude... she totally panther gripped me."

by texncandy March 21, 2011

Clackin grips

any type of hand-shake between homies

Right when i see my nigga Big Mike, we be clackin grips.

by $danigga$ October 29, 2010

Grip Check

when one fellow male walks up behind and tears the shirt off the man in front of him.

Yo you see tony get absolutely grip checked.
Bro I know he just lost his only good shirt.

by ekirts June 30, 2022

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

gangsta grip

the way to hold a gun (sideways with the handle pointing to the right or left of your body) if you want to miss your taret and hit a by-stander. Theres a reason pigs dont hold there guns like that;P

"man did you hear jimmy got shot on accident in a drive by cause some jackass was goin gangsta grip"

by GoGoShogun August 3, 2007

Western Grip

When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

The Western Grip is one of my favorite methods man, I splurge like mad.

by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003