jewish grandmother

Trump is a Jewish grandmother. A Jewish grandmother is basically a synonym for asshole.

He said that thing about that girl, it made him sound like a Jewish grandmother

by Radical_girl22 May 12, 2016

Grandfathered

A friendly way to acknowledge friends that have been with you a lifetime; someone who you’ve known so long , you consider them part of the family. By saying they’re grandfathered in, is an acknowledgment of that special bond.

“You’ve been around here so long you’ve been ‘grandfathered’ into our family by now.”

by yogafrogger April 28, 2022

Grandfathercocking

When you hunch over while on the toilet and shake, making your balls sway back and forth, hitting your legs, similar to a grandfather clock, but with your cock (hence the name).

I much do enjoy grandfathercocking, its a nice pastime when you forget your phone in the restroom.

by Fortunate_Daughter August 3, 2024

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.

The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.

by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Grandfathered

When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.

Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.

by BeeJammer March 9, 2024

grandfatherly

(adjective, slang)
A lovingly sarcastic way to describe something that feels outdated, slow, overly wholesome, or straight-up ancient in vibe — like a comment your grandpa might make while sipping tea in a recliner. Often used to roast friends who say or do something unintentionally old-fashioned.

“Did you just say you like voice voting? That’s a grandfatherly ass remark, bro.”
“He wears slippers outside and says 'the YouTube'... real grandfatherly ass energy.”

by Nathan Rayne April 22, 2025

Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022