GPM

Gallons Per Mile

Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.

I currently own a Hummer Preparation H-3. I get a good 3 GPM, that means I can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. In other words I get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.

by David Skeet Jr. May 18, 2008

GPH

With Grapefruit Prostatic Hypertrophy, stop worrying about that weak stream and start worrying about who you will burden with funeral expenses, 'cause you got late-stage cancer motherfucker!

doctor: You have 3 months to live.
patient: But...but.....why? (sobbing)....How? I thought we caught my BPH early enough...
doctor: You have GPH. Cancer wins again!

by sciflyer.25 October 22, 2014

gpltsi

God people let's take some initiative

Cole Sprouse- when no one is taking initiative in a groupchat, "GPLTSI".

by ihatecomingupwithusernames May 7, 2018

gplig

Used when all your friends go out and they don't invite you... So the Latino/Latina side come out and GPLIG gracias por la invitation guey

John: breh that party was lit last night
Jose:GPLIG

by Jack Frozt January 14, 2017

GPP

Stands for “Good Pussy Problems”
Jamaican artist Jada Kingdom started a trend on TikTok with her unreleased single ‘GPP’

My ex is obsessed with me, having GPP it looks like.

by Unknown_geni August 1, 2022

GPSvertising

Location based marketing technology promoting goods and services offered by local retailers that are in close proximity to recipient’s actual location at the time of the offer. By tracking recipient’s mobile device in real time, automated ad servers deliver custom, limited time offers as text, voice or video directly to recipient’s mobile phone or PDA. By combining vehicle navigation technology with an advertiser’s willingness to pay, the potential exists for recipient’s vehicle to actually be guided along a specific route that will bring it within closer proximity of advertiser's business location.

“At first it was sorta cool getting text offers every time I drove within a block or two of the donut shop, but now I wish they would just stop with the GPSvertising! And what I really want to know is how these guys hacked into my patrol vehicle nav system anyway?”

by David_M May 28, 2008

GPIT

Abbrevriation for "Go Play In Traffic"

Alexis, you suck. Why don't you GPIT?

by Beast608 July 13, 2007