If there's a hole, there's a goal

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

by stysan August 09, 2022

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Sweaty Goal

Scoring a sweaty goal is when 3 guys have 3 girls lined up, gagging for their piece. You spend a specified amount of time on each girl and by the time all 3 of you are on your last girl, you release the Kraken, unleash the beast, score the sweaty goal. And at the moment of this climax you scream "Goala goala goaaaalllliiiiissseeeeeeemmmooooohhhhhhh, hat-trick-hat-trick, goaaaaalllllololololol". And then pursue to leave the room sharply as all 3 girls have received a sweaty goal. You could also have variations, such as a Sweaty Brace if there is 2 guys and girls, and also just a plain Sweaty, for 1 girl and 1 guy.

Mate, last night, 3 of us had these 3 girls and all scored a sweaty goal, biblical.

by BareLulzzz September 28, 2011

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Squad Goal

A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.

But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.

by IceFergLettuce May 05, 2019

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Blowjob Goal

When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.

Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.

Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!

by Dickie Moore July 21, 2010

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Joe Goal

A goal scored in football (UK) when the keeper/defender/goal post rebounds the ball back into open play to an attacking player who then scores the open goal. This can be scored in real life or on games such as Fifa or PES. The name comes from a person, Joe, who frequently scores such goals on games consoles.

Its not a respectable way to score but its a way to win.

England Vs Germany WC 2010 commentary

Gerrard runs through the german defence, passes it to Rooney. Rooney shoots, Lehman saves but Heskey scores a Joe Goal from the rebound 2 yards out.

by Bobby Wakeley December 21, 2009

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