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Genital ram

A Gential ram is when more than 3 men bash each other with their genitals. Usually they end up sexual.
Hey Jim, My buddy you wanna Genital ram.
by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016
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ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.
Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.
Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.
by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
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Genitals

Dick
Cock
Pecker
Sausage
Dong

Pecker
Cunt
Pussy
Fanny
Balls
Cockpit
Can I rub your genitals??
by kputz July 4, 2016
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Genatalia Buddies

Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.
"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."

"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"
by nick barrett January 9, 2007
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Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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seasond gentalman

a civilized, educated, older man, (35 to 50)
well-mannered, educated and considerate with high standards of proper behavior a Good Citizen
A older man that has a job, is cute, has his own car (less 5 years old), house, god given teeth, that can teach you some things and knows how to put it down in the bedroom.
Denzel Washington, Will Downing, LL Cool Jay
Now LL Cool Jay is a seasond gentalman
by pptyler September 30, 2007
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