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fuzzy wuzzy

1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.
1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!
by 1025 January 3, 2005
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Fuzzy Lumpkin

A derogatory term for a larger hairy man with a southern accent. Derived from the name a popular character in the animated series "The Power Puff Girls"
"Scott look at the Fuzzy Lumpkin over there"

"Can you believe that Fuzzy Lumpkin just tried to hit on me"
by J-Breezey March 29, 2009
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Fuzzy Sweaters

A fuzzy sweater is when your teeth feel fuzzy after not brushing for a few days.
Your breath is stank, you better brush those fuzzy sweaters before you get a cavity.
by Gary Bowling April 8, 2008
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fuzzy wuzzy

Being buzzed as your vision get blurry from drinking too much everything seems to be shaking.
Doris drank too much that she fuzzy wuzzy, didn't see the shoe on the floor and fell head first to the ground.
by Manny Swagged Z November 29, 2011
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Fuzzy Muzzy

A hairy vagina belonging to a young lady who has not been educated on how to trim the bush.
"Wow! Elizabeth's sister has a fuzzy muzzy! You could get lost in there!"
by Crazymofo526 April 10, 2013
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fuzzy end of the lollipop

The term "fuzzy end of the lollipop" was first used in 1860 by Abraham Lincoln to describe the southern states to a school boy. The term means the dirtier, rougher side of something.
Abraham Lincolns original sentence: "Son, you see this here sucker, its all fresh and nice, but if I were to drop it on the ground it'd get all fuzzy. That's what those southern states arethe fuzzy end of the lollipop, they turned our great nation into a despicable mess."

A more recent and relatable use of the phrase: " Hey dude, I was hanging with da bae and she showed me the fuzzy end of the lollipop, dude I never knew we had a ghetto in our home town."
by Bill The Ripper (of gas) November 15, 2014
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Miley Save Fuzzy

Horrible black-mail to a horrible singer with horrible tweets.

Started with Miley's deleting of her twitter account, really pissed off a lunatic fan. This person threatens to kill/cook/eat her cat if Miley doesn't reinstate her twitter account.
www.mileysavefuzzy.com
it is legal in this person's country to eat their cat (part of their culture?!) and I find it ridiculous that she thinks shes making a statement with this because if its legal, they're just following their culture, not actually making a difference.
Miley Save Fuzzy:
"The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!"
by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009
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