funeral ADD

The uncontrollable urge to laugh out loud, do or say something inappriate or get up and run away during a funeral service.

Girl, we were at Merl's funeral and Sue's funeral ADD kicked in...she started laughing when the pastor mispronounced a word, then started humming "Don't Fear the Reaper"!

by shepherdgal July 8, 2012

Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Funergy

That magical energy you get when you should be tired, but since you're doing something fun, you feel wide awake!

The opposite is like when you wake up and remember you have to go to school and feel extreamly tired eventhough you just woke up.

I had to get up at 3:00 AM to catch a flight, but since I was leaving for my vacation I had plenty of funergy.

by Snowplane March 24, 2013

FMer

An FMer is somebody who claims something that they didn't make. They are usually used in games like ROBLOX Script Builders.

Bill was such an FMer, he told me that he made this script when I created it.

by Tigerloverpro January 13, 2017

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

Fuerteventura

A sunny island off the coast of africa. Owned by spain. In the las palmas of the canary islands.

Almost heaven, las playitas, fuerteventura, las isla canaries.

by SulphurS16 April 30, 2020

Funeral Song of Ire

A song used in event of anger towards someone or something. This could be anything from a wish of death to just verbally insulting someone. This form of song however typically leads to the former of the two choices. This is derived from the definition of ire and combined with sad and hurtful pieces of music.

You hear that music? It will be the last thing you hear after what you have done, a funeral song of ire so to speak.

by SRTOMO July 26, 2020