Felony Flashers

During police motor vehicle traffic stops, a guilty minded or actual felon driver may activate his/her flashing hazard lights, as seen through years of traffic stop statistics.

The suspect pulled over and turned on their felony flashers, alerting me to their possible illegal activity

by chiefwiggims August 9, 2009

felony mobile

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.

"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"

by Mister_Chairman November 4, 2009

flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.

"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."

by flonser4life October 31, 2011

Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 2, 2019

Flonky

Yes man/ Stay doing stuff for other people and something they have to many of a SouthWood HighSchool

Girl 1: Go get me a paper-tile
Flonky: Ok, would you like it wet or dry and some candy to go with that.

by SouthWoodsCrackedWindow October 19, 2021

Commit a felony

Rollin a fatty with U.S. currency.

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob

by bob blazin September 20, 2009

Flon

A skinny, almost skeleton like girl. Often accompanied by a chon looking sibling.

Look at the Flon walking across the street.

by The Flying Hernie March 12, 2011