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faculty fucktard 

That professor is so a faculty fucktard.
faculty fucktard by midnight1 March 27, 2010
Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.
A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.
fuctard by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003

fucktard 

A contraction of "fucking retard".

A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A person who's actions are classified as fucktardery, does everything fucktardedly, and suffers from a severe level of fucktardness. Said person likes fucktarding, and is fucktardatious as fuck.
fucking + retard = fucktard

1) A fucking retard

2) A retarded fuck

3) A fuck, who is also retarded

Etc...
fucktard by lamaboybbb October 7, 2016

Fucktard 

Someone who is all of the above. Gay, Douche, and a straight up asshole
Josh Is a fucktard
Fucktard by TMACHINE03 November 28, 2016

fucktard 

Stone that fucktard, dude! There's no going back.
fucktard by sailor3788 March 30, 2017

Fucktard Loser 

Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.

A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.

Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.

A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.

Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”

2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
Fucktard Loser by wordexperienced January 16, 2019