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Fucktard

Being a retard n fucked up
A guy doing stupid activities. Being extra unsafe.. Boy u see that fucktard
by QUEENBEE1977 October 28, 2017
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fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is
Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*
by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007
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fucktard

Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.
Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.
by watergolem December 1, 2006
mugGet the fucktardmug.

Fucktard

noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.
by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011
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fucktard

combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.
You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.
by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007
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fucktard

to say that someone is a fucking retard
in a slang sort of way by shortening it.
fucking and retard
max: midge your a fucktard
midge:yay im a fucking fucktard
max:yer your also a neek but i love you
by alreddydepressedemo December 28, 2005
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