Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

frosted

1. verb: to steal something on purpose or by accident and not care because you're a klepto

A bunch of people are missing phones, ipods, and money, and weed from the party last night. Somebody must have frosted it.

Hey sorry I frosted your lighter.

Dare me to frost these beer mugs from the bar.

by Ryan_Frost May 9, 2014

Frosted Popsicle

After having sex with a condom and ejaculating into the condom, the sexual partner gives a blow job while the penis is covered in jizz and lube.

Man, my woman wanted a taste of what she was missing out on because of the condom I had to wear. So after sex I peeled it off and gave her a frosted Popsicle.

by Daggummit1 June 2, 2014

frosted sticky bun

A delicious treat to enjoy in the morning, especially off of a lover's semen-covered buttocks

I had your moms frosted sticky bun for breakfast. She is a great cook

by Twerkallday767 March 26, 2014

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

frosted banana

When you have a boner when its freezing cold

Which one of yall strippers want a frosted banana in this unheated club?

by Timbookdragons November 14, 2014

Frosted thot

A thot that is high on copious amounts of cocaine.

Look at that frosted thot making snow angels in the coke.

Cocaine thot

by Bomdigity1 September 5, 2016