turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

freckle bug

It’s a hybrid mix between a freckle and a bug
Resembles a tick but not quite

there’s a Freckle Bug crawling on my back get it

by Beautiful23Disaster December 16, 2024

Givin Freckles

When you partner sucks a fart out of your ass and you accidently shart. Or you could be a sick fuck and do it on purpose.

Hey Borris, did you lay pipe on that slut amber last night. Na man but she did agree to suck a fart out of my ass. Oh Borris, your a sick fuck. I know man, but the best part is I had just eaten 4 bean boritos, I hate to say it but I was givin freckles.

by Hot Karl Malone May 18, 2010

Polish Freckle

A shit spot on the forehead.

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?

by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021

Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Sack freckle

The irrelevance of a freckle right on your sack. You know it's there but nobody cares

"Whatever you say, Sack Freckle"

by SharkBait555 July 5, 2021