Freely

Somone who goes to bathroom and takes at least forty five minutes per trip.
A person who pisses on trees when their not in the woods.

Do not go in there! Kishi just pulled a Freely.

by Toothless Charlie December 17, 2004

freelationship

A relationship where you consciously continue a relationship with your other half, but, you have no intention of truly carrying it out to the next level of intimacy.

Rosie continued the freelationship one more weekend with Dan so he would take her out to dinner Friday night.

Adam continued the freelationship one more night with Keisha so he could swing one more night of booty.

by Holly Varjak May 27, 2008

freelance

Going commando without any underwear, and freeing up the man's penis.

Boy, was it hot in Phoenix today. I had to freelance to cool off.

by quicksilverrose June 9, 2010

freelance kid

A "freelance kid" is one who wears whatever the hell he or she feels like. They stick with there own croud and fit in with everyone.

For example:
Camo pants, some t-shirt with a logo that says "Est. 1969' with a heart with wings on the back, a fox racing hoodie, and a texas longhorns hat and your standard adidas shoes. That is a typical Freelance Kid outfit.

by Kc The Rad September 8, 2006

Freelaxing

meaning to spend your free time relaxing.

Dad - ''what you doing the day son?''

Boy - ''not much, just freelaxing''

by TheBlondeLad July 17, 2009

Max Freelance Police

Max is one of the two titular characters of the Sam & Max franchise.
Violent, impulsive and indulgent in the extreme

Max Freelance Police is cringe

by anonymous April 12, 2021

freelancing

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.

Sorry honey I'm freelancing.

by Greylancer March 6, 2010