Flapping

Fapping while your wife falls off the balcony hitting the ground and flails her arms in agony.

I was busy fapping until the wife slipped off the balcony rail, then I was forced to start Flapping

by Balderic March 3, 2018

Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Snot flapping

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.

I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!

by Miscusername March 5, 2020