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Gobble Flop

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.
On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.
by RobSonic November 26, 2009
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Mega Floaties

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties
by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 3, 2010
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flip-flop robbery

When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.
bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!

they're both black how do you know?

i can FEEL them!!
by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011
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Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.
"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".
by HENDO November 7, 2012
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klopp-flop

A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop
by Rooster78 January 29, 2017
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The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air
Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock
by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017
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Go by float

How are you going to get by with a broken shoulder from cycling?

Go by float!
by WallaceK December 17, 2010
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