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Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!
Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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flosstitute

One who advocates Free, Libre and Open Source Software but uses nonfree or closed-source software.
That hypocrite pretends to be a free software zealot, but he runs Windows for the computer games. What a flosstitute!
by gnominous January 20, 2006
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Flossie

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by Honeysb October 18, 2019
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Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010
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Palatka Flossin

Young boys, in there 3000$ 2 wheel drive V6 trucks they bought off of Facebook market place, who claim to be balling AKA “flossin” in Palatka Florida, “P town” if your a real inbred like the majority of palatkas population. If you are “Palatka Flossin” everytime you see another rusty and or beaten Sh#tbox or a squated truck with no mufflers, you must stick both hands out the window like a moron with both pointer fingers up. Indicating you like 2 fingers in the Butt.
Woah his 93 c1500 is so Palatka flossin bro!
by Thesadtruth0202 November 5, 2018
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flossflick

the guck that gets flicked out from in between your teeth while flossing, typically landing on the bathroom mirror
if you face me while flossing, you might get your flossflick on me!
by kidmuto January 18, 2009
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