one size fits all

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

by Light Joker October 19, 2006

fits

Short for "Counterfeit", term "Fit" is only used for counterfeit money that sells for less than the legal value it resembles. Fits are also known for great quality, but just a bit lower than the actual authentic bill that money is made of. And is used to actually purchase things.

Dude i needa buy me one of em gucci bags for my boo, cost around $250, link me fits to buy 6 of em. I'll pay the producer after i sell em and link one to my boo, seen?

by Playground Legends March 21, 2009

jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

by Kevin September 25, 2004

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

flintstoning

The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.

Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped

by EvaF October 13, 2007

whatever flips your ship

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

by JasmineOfAgrabah January 30, 2010

Big Flats

A beer that is somehow cheaper- and crappier than Natty Ice. Displays the words "It's the water that makes it" right on the can.

Man, Big Flats actually makes Natty Ice taste GOOD!

by Wurbles February 22, 2011