Flanders

A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.

Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.

by P 3 N 1 S July 25, 2009

fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

flanderific

of disastrous proportion, catastrophic failure, shockingly hideous, shuddersome or deplorable.

After experiencing several flanderific events, I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

5 people died in a car crash due to decapitation; the scene of the crash was flanderific.

by Mike Flander November 18, 2016

fender bender

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.

Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

by M & C productions May 29, 2010

fender stratocaster

The best guitar in the world!! Invented by leo fender and was the first electric guitar made(with the fender telecaster which i personally think are gay). All the greatest guitar players started on or became famous on this guitar. Ones made in the 60s are really expensive and valuable.

I rocked out at the party last night on my strat!

by nickdawg940 May 16, 2005

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003

fender bender

hard-ass butt sex that sometimes "bends your fender"

Oh my god, he gave it to me so hard last night, i think he gave me a fender bender!

by KnutterKrabs March 4, 2004