FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...
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