bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.
"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."
by DebbieDowner December 08, 2015
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skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
by Brendenks February 10, 2014
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flake-ery

A common term in political campaigns.
It denotes a person's lack of activity, when they have signed up to volunteer, and fail to show up.
Gwendolyn exhibited mad flake-ery by not showing up to door to door canvass, after signing up to do so for 5 straight weeks.
by Little monkey October 15, 2013
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Fart flake

The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.
Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!
by BarfVader December 03, 2016
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Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.
Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.
by lsbisme June 30, 2009
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Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
by RobertoGville April 23, 2008
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Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009
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