tortilla flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of paint on your wall last night Mikey!

by w. Coastal Eddie December 14, 2008

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004

Flactoid

A muscle on the opposite shoulder of your dominant hand. Bad play in sports is usually because of a pulled/strained flactoid.

Tiger Woods: That was a terrible shot.
Phil Mickelson: I know. I pulled my flactoid the other day.

by Dr. Earving July 28, 2009

facts

True , right , word

Guy 1 : damn bruh this is some good weed
Guy 2 : yo facts facts

by kushndgatorade September 12, 2014

Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020

flactate

to fart milk.

Oooh, I just flactated.

by squeaky09 December 28, 2009

flatstar

The dudebro way of saying Northstar, referring to the ski resort in Truckee, CA.

Jim: Yo dude did you hear there's gonna be 104 in. of powder at Northstar?
Danny: Woah coo- wait its just flatstar
Jim: Oh yeah you're right
Danny: lets go to Aspen instead
Jim: It's been in the 60°s for the past month in Aspen
Danny: wait why is this an Urban Dictionary definition

by alfonso96 May 8, 2018