flatstar 

The dudebro way of saying Northstar, referring to the ski resort in Truckee, CA.

Jim: Yo dude did you hear there's gonna be 104 in. of powder at Northstar?
Danny: Woah coo- wait its just flatstar
Jim: Oh yeah you're right
Danny: lets go to Aspen instead
Jim: It's been in the 60°s for the past month in Aspen
Danny: wait why is this an Urban Dictionary definition

flatstar by alfonso96 May 8, 2018

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

fratstar

1) (n)-One who epitomizes the fratty lifestyle. Usually but not limited to southern fraternity members who sports the fratty look and acts fratty in all aspects of life. Required characteristics consist of tailgating, drinking, sporting fratty gear like boat shoes, polos, bowties, pastel shorts, rainbows, and croakies. Fratstars are usually found macing on sorostitutes or broing with fellow fratstars.

2) (adj.)-usually used to describe freshman who are super fratty and would fit in perfectly in the frat scene

Dude, that kid's definitely a fratstar

fratstar by fratdaddy-nix December 9, 2008

Fratstaritis 

(noun) A medical illness resulting from excessive fratting, beer pong, fist pumping, and make-outs with one's pledge brothers.

Symptoms include: hoarse voice, whooping cough, excessive phlegm (usually with discoloration), shaking of the head, and memory loss.

There is no known cure.

"Yo dude, what's wrong with that guy? He's been coughing all day and won't stop talking about last night."

"He was at the frat castle all night. Looks like a classic case of Fratstaritis."

Fratstaritis by Rad Dudes with Attitudes January 31, 2014

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

flattard 

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

flattard by Thibo314 May 22, 2017