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Flattard
An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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flatstar • Flattard • Fatstard • Flastard • flathtard • flatster • Flatstrophysics • flatsturbate • Flattarded • flattardian
Flattarded
1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
fratstar
1) (n)-One who epitomizes the fratty lifestyle. Usually but not limited to southern fraternity members who sports the fratty look and acts fratty in all aspects of life. Required characteristics consist of tailgating, drinking, sporting fratty gear like boat shoes, polos, bowties, pastel shorts, rainbows, and croakies. Fratstars are usually found macing on sorostitutes or broing with fellow fratstars.
2) (adj.)-usually used to describe freshman who are super fratty and would fit in perfectly in the frat scene
2) (adj.)-usually used to describe freshman who are super fratty and would fit in perfectly in the frat scene
fratstar by fratdaddy-nix December 9, 2008
Fratstaritis
(noun) A medical illness resulting from excessive fratting, beer pong, fist pumping, and make-outs with one's pledge brothers.
Symptoms include: hoarse voice, whooping cough, excessive phlegm (usually with discoloration), shaking of the head, and memory loss.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms include: hoarse voice, whooping cough, excessive phlegm (usually with discoloration), shaking of the head, and memory loss.
There is no known cure.
"Yo dude, what's wrong with that guy? He's been coughing all day and won't stop talking about last night."
"He was at the frat castle all night. Looks like a classic case of Fratstaritis."
"He was at the frat castle all night. Looks like a classic case of Fratstaritis."
Fratstaritis by Rad Dudes with Attitudes January 31, 2014
flattardian
flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
Fratstar
Absolute baller that is the coolest fucking dude you know. Can tank alcohol like it’s nothing and pulls the hottest girls by the end of the night. You strive to be this man
Yo man did you see Brody shotgun that four loko last night?
Yeah man it was nuts. I saw him with some hot ass chick two hours later. Dudes an absolute fratstar
Yeah man it was nuts. I saw him with some hot ass chick two hours later. Dudes an absolute fratstar
Fratstar by depressed anemic March 22, 2020
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