filipino

A Filipino is one who can trace his or her heritage to a 7,100 island archipelago between the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean. It was a race who were in a land invaded by the Spaniards, Japanese and Americans but later gained their freedom through force or politics. It can be a proud race who become successful migrants here in the United States.

I am proud to be a Filipino. It is one of the most successful minority groups in the United States with the first immigrants facing extreme discrimination and hardships as nursing aides or low paid workers. But the next generations thereafter would later become successful businessmen, doctors, engineers, nurses, real estate brokers and other professionals. Of course, what makes some people ashamed of being Filipino are those people clueless about their rich culture (mostly found in California) who try to talk, dress and act black and TyPe likE dis. But the good always outweigh the bad.

by Engineer Samuel Robles III, Los Angeles January 5, 2004

filinigger

A Filipino Nigger that demonstrates stereotypical black actions or is of some African Descent.

Yo, that filinigger got some hot Air Jordans on!!

by Spectactular February 26, 2008

Filidian

A Filidian person is someone who is Filipino is and Indian at heart or vice versa and that you're Indian and you're Filipino at heart!

ex. Filidian talk:
"Hey there my filidian buddy! Today is such a ghettofabulous morning I must say!" says Angelina.

"Why, yes, yes indeed my filidian friend, I am blending with the trees today!" says Aurelia.

"You best be showing your Filipino colors today my Indian friend!" says Angelina.

"You fool! Of course, how could you not know, and you best be showing your true Indian!"

by Angelina Denson October 15, 2008

Failize

failing to understand one's point or statement made

you still failize to see why baby did you like that player!!

by cattdaddy December 28, 2009

filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 9, 2012

Fijizzled

A way in which someone beats their penis violently when they suffer from erectile dysfunction. It can also mean to shake relentlessly with a force of a magnitude 7.5.

OMG dude! I fijizzled my balls so hard last night with Enrique.

Ooops my bad, my phone fijizzled and crashed like a mofo.

by Greedawg June 15, 2018

filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.

B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!

by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018