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Funter

A very disappointingly slushy or frozen solid layer of snow that sounds like a fun, exciting, and anxiously awaited snow day thanks to the weather report but turns to be very nothing like poofy white snow of the movies.
Reporter: "We're expecting six to ten inches of FUNTER STHNOW
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Dude: The weather man forgot to mention this "Funter Snow" mean 'pure ice'!!!
by AlessandroTarzan February 18, 2011
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festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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fanterrible

When something goes good, in yet still went bad.
Her: So how was the party?

Him: It was pretty much fanterrible, i enjoyed the food, but the people were near unbearable.
by D.MasterFlex July 27, 2009
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dickie fender

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"
by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003
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uncle fester

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !
by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003
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