Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009

fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v664/234/39/666629842/n666629842_1135891_2422.jpg

"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"

by anita moore bath December 20, 2008

Fetus meat

a very very small penis. The size of a baby fetus penis. Much smaller than a baby meat.

cody mcgee has a fetus meat. Or, thats why you have a fetus meat, cody!

by shane rawlss December 5, 2007

Fetus Deletus

When yo gurl get preggers and only an attempt at magic can save you.

Harmione: Harry, I’m pregnant!
Harry: FETUS DELETUS!
Ron: Bloody Hell.

by santasmummy December 8, 2017

Femsplaining

The explanation of something by a feminist, typically to a non-feminist, in a manner regarded as condescending. Further, femsplaining refers to saying words that demonize non-feminists as morally inferior, due to non-feminists not assimilating into politically correct social constructs.

The feminist's argument was classic femsplaining.

Calling someone a bigot is typical femsplaining aimed at reducing the self-determination of free-thinkers.

by Pyrrho. X. Nietzsche October 15, 2019

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)

I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's

by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010