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Festy Kid

An unkempt/filthy person of middle to upper class suburban descent (usually white) who in an attempt to rebel against their parents and the establishment cease all forms of hygiene and employment and live off their parents' money while attending music festivals and consuming copious amounts of psychedelic drugs.

When not scoring drugs in festival parking lots, they can be found driving from thrift store to thrift store looking for patchouli and crocheted dread lock caps.
Did you see that festy kid trippin face at Vibes shouting the 4 Grateful Dead lyrics he knew?

Muffy and Charles were appalled to learn that their beloved son Preston had succumbed to the festy kid movement and had drained their bank account in order to follow the Disco Biscuits summer tour.
by indyrae/sarahparker August 3, 2010
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Fetty Wap

Do we seriously not know what fetty wap is? Yes, theres a one eyed rapper, but fetty wap.But it is fentanyl, the russian roulette additive to street drugs( from China ). If you're buying street drugs, its almost a guarantee fetty wap is in it. And no it's not cool. I If you wanna be a woke drug user, stop buying street drugs from people like Fetty.
Yo! I just bought this K-2 from that corner store. I bet it's got mad fetty wap all in it.
by MoreStreet June 2, 2021
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fetty wap

a rapper who sounds the same in every single song
dumb person 1: yo nigga did you hear fetty wap's new song?

dumb person 2: what i thought they were all the same
by eloelyoungthug May 22, 2016
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Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.
Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!
by 007professor007 April 1, 2010
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feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.
Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher
by Marky Mark January 13, 2003
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Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.
Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.
by skin January 17, 2004
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Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.
"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."
by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012
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