1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
Girl#2:Who?
Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?
Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009
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a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.
by Drazilyob February 4, 2010
Get the farmtard mug.A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.
Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012
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by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013
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Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018
Get the Farmer Girl mug.Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.
Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
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