spring fake

The week that, while in school, would have been spring break. Now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking Corona, you are stuck working for corporate America.

Employee: "Man, this time last year I was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. Now, I'm stuck filing forms for HR. I hate spring fake."

by missyj March 13, 2009

fake hot

describes girls that are hot, but are only hot because they use non-natural means to become 'hot' i.e. excessive tanning, excessive hair bleaching, liposuction, tons of makeup, etc.

guy 1 > dude, that girl is HOT!
guy 2 > yeah i guess, look at the tan job she got....she's fake hot!

I like girls that are hot, not fake hot.

by sword- February 10, 2005

fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

fake metalhead

Usually people who are ex-swagfags are pretending to be emo and listen to music by sleeping with sirens and pierce the veil even though pierce the veil is not an actual metal band in reality it is rock however a fake metalhead probably started listening to fake metal in early 2013 or late 2012. Real metalheads usually know the difference between the posers and the real deal (i am personally more of a rock fan but i enjoy some metal) fake metalheads are also normally female (though some male too) and are normally between the ages of 12 and 14.

Fake metalhead: omgomgomg i <3 kellin quinn and sws they so hot omg yea i hate justin bieber and one direction im different YEA

Actual metal fan: cool. Ever listen to black sabbath?

Fake metalhead: lol who

by SPACEJAM December 3, 2013

National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.

Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.

by Brazzy Ma Lae Lae🤪 August 3, 2019

a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.

I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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by weird girl that does gymnastic April 20, 2018

Fake Person

Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!

Also see narcissism.

That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017