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failure

The word Failure originated from a regional dialect found only in upstate New York. Although there is some contoversy over the specific meaning of the word, simply put, it means Barbara Streisand.
"I saw Failure while i was walking down the street, the bitch is back!"
by Luke Neher April 23, 2004
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Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.
by Sparky April 10, 2004
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genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
by Paradocks January 23, 2008
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failures

Graduates of the University of Pittsburgh.
"Dude, that group of guys went to Pitt. What a bunch of failures."
by Adam & James April 27, 2006
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sense of humour failure

When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.
That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.

I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.

Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.
by Legend_Killerz January 23, 2011
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failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive
"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."
by jonny456321 February 19, 2009
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