The awkward turtle.
by FABIO!! November 28, 2010
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1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)
2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)
3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face
4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown
1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)
2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)
3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face
4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown
1) We were going down Hines Drive at one in the morning when a duck totally fabioed my best friend's car.
2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.
3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.
4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.
2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.
3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.
4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.
by AKC April 25, 2005
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Greg: Who is the footballer that kicks Zinadene Zidane's ass?
Maria: Fabio Canavarro, of course. Plus, hes hot too!
Maria: Fabio Canavarro, of course. Plus, hes hot too!
by italianopride July 16, 2006
Get the Fabio Canavarro mug.Cute. Adorable. Amazing. Beautiful. A sexy Italian/Belgian guy with glasses. the most amazing person you'll ever meat. has an amazing smile and an amazing laugh. You'd fly across the sea to see him. Too cute for this world. Ik jou zoveel van je. He doesn't think he's perfect but he really is. nothing to hate about him. Memes for days. Will never regret meeting him. You'll fall in love with him much quicker than you thought. Literal perfection.
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Get the fabian realpe mug.Dasha buster. Dedicates her life to bust green creatures hidding under beds to roast them and eat them. Cannibal every then and now.
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A blue hair ball.
Fabbien: 'Omg, I'm dying to eat a Dasha today. Mmmm, might have some michelle too.'
My cat just spat a fabbien!
My cat just spat a fabbien!
by Cannibal567 June 30, 2011
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