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Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.
I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo
by Deccashoots May 18, 2016
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Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.
by Sherpent February 25, 2009
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Faber

One who excels at playing video games, being lazy, being a dumbass, and quoting stuff like "Family Guy," "DBZ," and "Celebrity Jeapordy." Often preyed upon by Darrilynn(s) and befriended by Kolenosky(ies).
Faber, get a life!
by aperturevx December 17, 2008
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gabbering fabberwaltz

An atrociously performed dance, usually done when one is incredibly drunk or held at gunpoint. Also can be used in exclamation at something bizarre or just plain stupid. The g and f can be alternated to form fabbering gabberwaltz.
*As a man dressed as Chubacca comes ploughing down the sidewalk armed with a spatula and singing Jerusalem*

"What the gabbering fabberwaltz is that?!"
by Master of Contradictions October 7, 2007
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Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.
Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan
by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009
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fabiers

n. a device used by ants to increase their elevation. They consist of very small pieces of wood on which ants attach their tiny little legs to, and walk. These fabiers, invented by Fabiola Mendez and Javier Solis (hence the name), are best depicted in a series of i's.

-note that these are not to be confused with !!, which are ants carrying sticks, of *** which can either be ants going to heaven, or superant.
1) iiiiiiii
Javier: Hey look
Fabiola: Yea, ants on fabiers!

2)iii*iii
Fabiola: Awww look at that ant.
Javier: Yea he fell of his fabiers and died, at least he's going to heaven
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Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.
by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009
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