French Waffle

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.
"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."
by stiggggggg February 9, 2012
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french maid

A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf
i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd
by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013
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French hash

this really isn't a hash at all. this is when you get some cum on your ganja and let it dry out so you can smoke it still
Dude 1: Man, this guy just had me smoke some French hash with him in the alley, and I'm high, but man, it tasted like lox.
Dude 2: Sick dude!
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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French Laugh

A laugh often heard by American actors acting French. It sounds like a person with a stuffy nose saying "oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh". Try it yourself by pinching your nose or breathing through your mouth while saying it.

On the Nickelodeon TV show "All That", the French character Pierre Escargot is played by Kenan Thompson. Pierre often does a French Laugh whenever he translates his own sentences for the audience.

French Laughing after scamming someone in a MMORPG can be like slap in the face! It doesn't matter what your ethnicity is, it is just as powerful as saying "AHHAHAHAHA!".
Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) I'm a pretty little girl. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) What time is it and why do you smell like cheese? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

(In a free MMORPG game)
Seller: Hey, want to buy a super-cool sword?
Buyer: hw mch?
Seller: Make me an offer.
Buyer: k.
Buyer puts all his coins into the trade window.
Buyer: were is sword?
Seller: It's in the trade window on my screen.
Seller: Dude just click OK, it's a known bug.
Buyer clicks OK, checks his inventory and sees no sword.
Buyer: scamer!!!1scmaer!!!!!
Seller-turned-scammer: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh! LOL what a newb!!!
Scammed Buyer: FU! FUUU
Scammed Buyer runs after the Seller-turned-scammer.
Seller-turned-scammer runs away, trades all the coins to a friend in a crowded area, logs off, changes his dial-up access number, makes a new character name and repeats his technique on others. W00T! The French Laugh strikes once again!
by rolls of fat May 3, 2006
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French finish

When you rip off the end of a baguette and take out all the fluff so that you put your cock inside it after wanking and spunk right in it.
For fuk’s sake why did Jean-Paul Knick my baton again he better not be doing the French Finish. “Pain” in the neck he is.
by Monsieur Baguette January 30, 2020
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French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.
I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound
by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009
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