Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.
A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!
by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017
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Freckled gorilla

The act of farting during a rim job and relieving ones self slightly, spraying the face of the person giving the rim job and giving them the appearance of having freckles
She was licking my butthole and I gave her a freckled gorilla
by Slutsauce January 14, 2020
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Freckle-Faced Rosie

A tasty Red IPA at Lupulin Brewing.
Can I get a 10 oz Freckle-Faced Rosie?
by July 09, 2021
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Givin Freckles

When you partner sucks a fart out of your ass and you accidently shart. Or you could be a sick fuck and do it on purpose.
Hey Borris, did you lay pipe on that slut amber last night. Na man but she did agree to suck a fart out of my ass. Oh Borris, your a sick fuck. I know man, but the best part is I had just eaten 4 bean boritos, I hate to say it but I was givin freckles.
by Hot Karl Malone May 18, 2010
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Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.
Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed
by J183 November 26, 2021
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turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
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