Foke

A joke based mostly on real, factual events. Making a comment about someone that could possibly sound like a joke to someone, yet is based on real facts.

I told a Foke to my co-workers..."If he eats that much lunch - he will get drowsy and fall asleep." On the outside it sounds as though one is joking about the persons weight or eating too much, but the people I told it to are aware he likes to fall asleep most days at his desk - with or without the big meal.

by fatboy1970 March 24, 2011

fomenting

One has been fomenting when one hasn't had a blowjob from another man in a long time because one has been busy with other things.

Colin's roommate had been fomenting for too long and Jesus ties him up to the bed and gives him a blowjob. Colin calls for Banquo and he is embarassed that he had fomented for so long.

by Banquo9999 November 1, 2008

forensics

a government investigation group that finds pubic hairs and seman under a stove or slip and fall into seman wile investigating a crime scene.

"this place is a mess!!!"..."cheack it for seman" said the forensics team

by fuck mate 303 June 19, 2009

Fukens

A Fuken, pronounced Fyoo-ken, not Fucken, is a person who never drops anything and refuses to let go a stupid little fight that happened a while ago. Someone who is a Fuken seeks attention and cannot function without it. They will ask their friends' irrelevant questions to back up their points. Not only are they attention whores, but they also seem to think that everyone likes them and their opinions no matter how stupid. Basically, you can't win with these guys because they never shut up. It's best to ignore them.

Look at Shawn, what a fucking Fuken.
The definition of fukens is a group of people that do stupid things for attention.

by Motherfuckernextdoor September 19, 2018

the forensics

a totally awesome punk band made up of totally cool guys that drink most of the day and do lots of crack! corey rood is a bean though

liek omg did you go to the forensics show tonight? liek it pwnt j00 4 shur

by poop sniffer August 8, 2004

foké

The french-canadian variant on the word "fucked". To be pronounced foh-kay. May also be spelled fokeé, if the subject of the verb is feminine.

Hein, René - I drove de car into a pole dere again. It's foké.

by rene levesque_2 August 7, 2008

Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the .

Last night.. the bitch wouldn't shut her hole, so I förkenspügen'd.

by Swishy April 3, 2004