Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017

fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Fidget my Spinner

to do a titty twister sexually

1. Fidget My Spinner :)

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

Fidget Spinner

The cancer that autistic people use to calm down or just anybody looking to do anything you just have to be autistic or have some type of mental disorder, (ADHD, down syndrome) etc.

I spin my fidget spinner at the school.

by Fidget no February 15, 2019

Fidget Spinner

A Toy that High and Middle Schoolers are too old to be playing with.

"Bruh is that a Fidget Spinner your playing with, Aren't you too old to be playing with toys?"

by YourWetDream104666D3 June 7, 2017