Faux-Locke

Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.

Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"

or

"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 03, 2010
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faux sex

dry sexing, rubbing, humping in the crotchal reigon
Maida was faux sexing last night with Michael Cera in his movie trailer.
by Merdo October 08, 2008
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faux-bo

A person that pretends/poses as a hobo while begging for money on a street corner.
That faux-bo on the corner is such a scammer!
by StacyKirby January 13, 2011
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Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011
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Faux-Moon

A honey moon without marriage, or a vacation solely for the purpose of having sex.
-"Hey Brenda, would you like to go on a faux-moon with me."

-"Sure Bob, I love going on vacations and having tons of sex."
by RioDer December 18, 2008
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faux teen

A thirty-something actor who plays a teenager on TV.
Dylan McKay is such a faux teen on 90210.
by Mandalina October 30, 2006
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Faux gars

A geek/nerd that thinks that he knows everything but infact is a looser.
Robert is a faux gars, he is the master faux gars

elie a un faux chat
by Mabsout? March 28, 2005
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