Falcon

The act of jumping into a weather balloon, untying it from where it was, then jumping out and hiding under a box in the garage.

a: Dude! We were looking all over for you! Where the fuck did you go?
b: Haha I pulled a falcon and was in the garage the whole time!

by iloveyou123456 October 15, 2009

Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.

Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008

Falcon Munt

Comes from the term Falcon Punch and munt. When someone is about to munt (vomit) they scream Falcon Munt! as loud as they can, and attempt to munt in the most impressive way they can (ie, uberprojectile).

Dude, watch this - FALCON MUNT!
Omg dude! That was awesome!

by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008

sewer falcon

lowest caliber woman at the bar, most likely she will be trying to pick you up but you will probably be too drunk to realize it, common is the line "will you take me home", they prey on guys who are extremely beligerent who under normal chances would not give them a passing glance

I cant believe Kraus took that sewer falcon Christina home last night

by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009

Falcon Drive By

Capt Falcon's final smash in the popular video game Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Capt Falcon calls forth his car, the Blue Falcon, and if you get hit he does a drive by on your sorry ass.

This is also the only final smash in the game with a separate animation.

(Capt Falcon gets the smash ball)

Falcon: C'mon!

Player: Falcon Drive By Biatch!!

by damawesome February 19, 2009

failcock

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

Falcon Balls

When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon

After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls

by HealTicket August 22, 2011