Essex girl

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.

1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!

by Sarah October 29, 2004

essexly

a random misspelling but funny word for exactly.

jasey: dude, i flirt with erre one. but i only mean it if i'm like, doing the person...
devin: ESSEXLY!

by deweezy April 2, 2010

Douche Ensemble

A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.

They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.

"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."

by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014

jaida essence hall

the prettiest drag queen ever

who's the prettiest drag queen ever
jaida essence hall obviously

by I_just_want_some_tea_please September 14, 2020

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

essex

A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"

by Ms Kate November 28, 2004

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014