When you play Halo and think you're winning all the time and you say you are going to dominate bitches but you actually dont.
by Mole March 6, 2005

by Josh.Coghaln November 16, 2010

"Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this high ( after you already ordered) wanna go half-ers"?
by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009

RealLifer - person who is put off with anything that does not have to do with real life such as videogames, RPGs, movies and religion. Will usually patronize or flame a person who enjoys one or several of the the examples above.
1) hey, this blog is my happy place so all you rl-ers - don't bother flaming here.
2) wow, what's up with that guy...? dunno, some rl-er i guess...
2) wow, what's up with that guy...? dunno, some rl-er i guess...
by sensei3 May 17, 2011

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011
