Erecting

when the dick gets hard by reminiscing something in the past most likely sex that was exciting

Well Bryan sure Is Erecting From that Friday night sex

by Xmantra August 25, 2019

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever

The 2016 election made me like bill clinton

by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017

A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

by Minediie November 29, 2017

Supplies election

A democratic voting process to nominate and install a leader to manage ongoing resources.

Also, an Asian term for an unexpected stiffy.

Australian man: "How will we decide who will order the popcorn from now on?"
Asian man: "Supplies election?"
Australian man: "Great idea. Crikey, where'd your boner come from?"

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.

Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!

by 3FWW November 1, 2010