Engineer

Someone who erects a dispenser
Literally

Engineer - “Erecting a dispenser”

by Poseidon poop November 2, 2019

engineering drop

A new software/hardware release without any test or review.

- I created a new engineering drop!
- Great so you didn't tested it.

by GrabbAkkok March 2, 2020

Engineers Fault

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.

Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"

by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023

shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty

Your a total shitbox engineer!

by Fataliswire November 11, 2012

engineering physicists

A fancy way to say neither.

Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.

by Vis Viva September 26, 2009

engineery

Overly technical, nerdy, and left-brained. Lacking warmth, charisma, empathy, and general social skills; slightly awkward while at times being uncomfortably pushy or passive aggressive.

We invite the non-technical employees to happy hour so things don't get too engineery.

Keep in mind this article will be read by all sorts of people so don't make it too engineery.

by DGarb July 1, 2011

engineer humor

Stories, jokes, or comments spoken by an engineer that are funny only to other engineers. Appreciating the wit of engineer humor often requires advanced application of physical sciences, mathematics, computer science, and/or abstract thought.

Example of Engineer Humor

First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007