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Emoloyee

Short form for "emo employees". Typically such people have constant problems with everyone and everything at work. Therefore they get desperate and become called "emo employees".
Damn it! I got disconnected from the work VPN connection and my computer CPU is at 100%. I am a true emoloyee...
by OriginOfTruth January 10, 2024
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Employedable

(Adj.) The desirable trait of looking like one has a job or looking like one could.
Coined by Shimmy Llyn Murphy mid October 2024
Boudreaux got that welder cap on again at the bar looking employedable tonight, even though he just got laid off.
by Tiger Murphy October 20, 2024
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Employmephobia

guy: doc i'm scared of jobs!
doc: ah you have employmephobia, classic.
by Somateria fischeri September 13, 2025
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employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
We love our fellow employed twinkie~ !!!1!!1!1!1
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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Mouth Employment

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009
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Subsistance-Employment

A subset of employment which describes poverty level low-income jobs. Workers in this type of employment find themselves living paycheck to paycheck with no means of financial growth. Most often associated with entry level work for fast-food, big-box retail, and agrarian employers.
Usage: "I'm heading to cash my Subsistance Employment paycheck to buy this weeks top-ramen and bus tokens."
Bill: "I ain't got no cell signal."
Fred: "You should upgrade from Prepaid"
Bill: "I can't afford it, I'm on the Subsistance-Employment."
by Faustian November 25, 2013
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