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missy elliot

Donkey Kong in a wig. Likes to snatch little girls, dress them like prostitutes and parade them around in her videos to appeal to the pedophile demographic.
I'm trying to rescue my 8 year old daughter from Missy Elliotts music video but everytime I try to climb this ladder Missy throws barrels at me.
by bubbagump117 December 23, 2009
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Elliott Carver

Played by Jonathan Pryce in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997). Newspaper magnate who likes to make his own stories. Had his wife murdered for colluding with 007 (and thoughtfully put her in his news bulletin). Prepared to risk WW3 in order to secure his market in China. Made the film. The only truly frightening Bond villain in the franchise's history.
Elliott Carver (on Bond's mobile in Hamburg): You have two things belonging to me, Mr. Bond. Now I've found one of them, I've a fair idea where the other one is.

(He is referring to his satellite decoder and his wife. Bond floors the accelerator back to the hotel ...,)
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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Missy Elliot

to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die
No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself

Small essay on Missy Elliot:

Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters

she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it

In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
by Willis McGee July 18, 2006
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Elliot

The guy who loves chocolate just a little too much.
The kid who runs ahead of all the others to get the sweets on Halloween.

"Elliot: chocolate or sex?"
"My love, it will always be chocolate"
by bananaking July 31, 2012
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elliot smith

Folk-rock singer who was considered one of the best songwriters of his generation. He was best known for his songs from the film "Good Will Hunting" and songs that focused on drug addiction, failed relationships, self-loathing, suicide etc. His music was very sad, indeed.

He started out as an indie singer in Portland, but gained more recognition when Gus Van Sant decided to use some of his songs from his 1997 album called "Either/Or" (which is probably his best album). Smith also wrote a song for the movie called "Miss Misery," which earned him an Academy Award nomination. Unfortunately, he lost to Celine Dion (It was the "Titanic" year).

Sadly, Smith took his own life in Fall of 2003 by plunging a knife to his heart. He was 34

Smith has done 6 albums; "Roman Candle," self-titled album "Elliott Smith," "Either/Or," "XO," "Figure 8" and a posthumous release called "From a Basement on a Hill."
People will still be listening to Elliott Smith 40 years from today.
by Kyle January 28, 2005
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Elliott

A very short guy who flirts alot
That guy is short but is always flirting he is a elliott
by Ewwi the stepbro June 13, 2020
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Elliot Minor

An awesome band that consist of Alex Davies (he's mine so back away...) Ed Minton, Teddy Hetherton, Ali Paul and Dan Hetherton. They're all amazing and pretty much all of their fans (apart from me) have met them.
Person A: OMG i met Elliot Minor.
Person B (me): NOOOOO! I'M MORE JEALOUS THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
by Emily Bollands May 19, 2008
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