elmass

A beatimous pearl/diamond deep in the ocean which glows like an angel!
There is 1 person named like this in the whole wide world, and thats me!
Joke about the name: Look at that Elm-ASS!!

Elmass is a great guy!
What a beautiful Elmass

by selass July 4, 2017

emasculabation

Wanking whilst your girlfriend tells you off

It was a serious night of emasculabation, when I finished I had two black eyes

by Polly dooky August 15, 2017

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 22, 2018

Exhasturbated

A feeling that mixes the exhaustion, calm and breathlessness following a much-enjoyed session of self-love (also could be the result of a partner's help).

Can be used in various tense, i.e.: Exhasturbation, Exhasturbate, Exhasturbated, Exhasturbating.

Not sure if I can go out later. Tonight was a really special evening for me, and now I feel WAY too exhasturbated.

by SlightlyTired November 7, 2018

Emmasous

The purest form of gay.

You're a actually an emmasous

by Not who u tink January 5, 2019

exaspirated

Emotionally fed-up to the point where you wheeze loudly and copiously.

One can imagine how exaspirated the drama-weary faculty at Ethan Couch's school felt when his father actually offered to buy them out just so that Papa's "little prince" could be treated in the unfairly-coddled way that he wanted.

by QuacksO December 13, 2019