EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.

by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011

exclusively talking

Talking to one person and one person only.

We just started exclusively talking.

by iChaseThatPaper February 3, 2017

Exclusivo

A Hispanic man who spends most of his time in the 'paisa' scene. An Exclusivo is at most times involved in illegal business and has a steady bank flow. This man is usually seen bottle popping at exclusive events any day of the week driving custom rides and wearing noticeable, flashy, high end clothing (ex. Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Burberry, Hermes etc.) An Exclusivo has a high VIP status anywhere he goes. Exclusivos hire live music for after-parties and strictly invite 'Exclusivas'. Rarely on the dance floor, an Exclusivo can be found standing around their VIP table drinking with his entourage.

Adj; That Exclusivo just pulled up in a Maybach to the club y jalo la banda.

See also: definition of an 'Exclusiva'

by Rulaz_Rozay November 30, 2013

excessive clocking

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

by Burkblue April 16, 2015

explosive diarrhea

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet

i had explosive diarrhea

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Explosive Hell

When a man sticks his dick into another person's anus causing the other person to have feces discharged from the anus and stain the dick that was inserted into the anus.

Joe has just gotten an explosive hell out of her, wondering how hes gonna clean that shit off

by LucasDaHomo March 4, 2021

explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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by suffers from this condition May 9, 2003